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#817 Hello, Macalester - this is Goatface. I have a goat for a face. Like, not that I have a goat's head for a face, or that my head is a goat's head — like, my face... is an entire goat.
#817 "Where do whores go?"
#816 tryna get my friendsy game up
#816 Carleton is the best
#815 So... whats the hook up scene like @ Mac?
#815 If I only knew my Mac peers from my newsfeed I'd think u were all a bunch of butthole lickers
Turns out in real life you are butthole lickers but nonetheless wonderful people and friends
<3 y'all cnt wait to see y'all in a few weeks!!!
#815 the next horseperson on campus? http://images.urbanoutfitters.com/is/image/UrbanOutfitters/33522269_095_b?$xlarge$&defaultImage=
#815 can you guys please check your "check your privilege" privilege it's one of my triggers