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#820 In response to Mac's hookup culture, I can only say that Kurosawa was right:
#819 In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony Carleton's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by Macalester.
#819 To the first year that thinks orientation is lame and Mac is lame...just get fucked up before every event. That's what I did! I skipped all the events where I couldn't use something. I was high on pot edibles at faces of Mac, drunk at the talent show...don't remember the other events. You'll be fine! Just find all the upperclassmen parties to drag all the other first years to. The parties will probz get busted and it will be really EXCITING as you run away. ;)
#818 I am a freshman. Orientation is fucking lame. Mac seems lame. Does it get better
#818 Why is incest illegal? Like if it's consensual then isn't it a completely victimless crime?
#818 Pearl Jam is a scourge upon this green earth
#817 I'm honestly a little proud of myself for learning how to spell "schedule", despite not being British.
#817 I'm super excited to see rich white kids trying to act and look like what they think starving artists look and act like. GO MAC!