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#1331 You hear the one about the fella who died, went to the pearly gates? St. Peter let him in. Sees a guy in a suit making a closing argument. Says, "Who's that?" St. Peter says, "Oh, that's God. Thinks he's Denny Crane."
#1330 Why does it take the DML weeks after the fact, for something to happen on this campus in regards to the Mike Brown and Eric Garner cases? Other campuses across the country and people even internationally have been staging walk-outs, lie-ins, protests, and marches. And Macalester's campus? Quiet. I hope you've been talking about it at least; I have. I am really disappointed, I came here because of the feeling I got that this campus cares about social justice. Maybe we can talk the talk, but when it comes time to walk...
#1329 When people crack jokes about "consent is Mac," even in the most benevolent way, my stomach knots up and I get those familiar disgusting feelings I feel every time I think about my childhood sexual abuse. I also hate that it's a cutesy catch-phrase to be used cavalierly, and is even used to talk about things that don't relate at all to sexual abuse or rape. It's invalidating, ironically.
#1328 I'm so happy that not all of my awesome confessions get posted. CENSORSHIP!!!!
#1327 I have a serious allergy to a kind of food. Normally it's something I joke about. But I've had a lot of emotional downs recently, and I was going to eat them to see what would happen. But one of my friends asked me what was wrong, and took them away. And I'm really just so grateful that Mac has people like that.
#1326 When I get stressed and can't work anymore when I'm in the library, I go to the bathroom and have a nice wank. Then I'm ready to face the paper!
#1325 I'm that person at the party who gets people to play never have I ever just to have them reveal their secrets to me
#1324 That moment when the person you hate gets just what they deserve <3