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#1339 Every time I see Ariana Grande I feel like a pedophile.
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#1337 STEM majors do it better.
#1336 I become sexually aroused when Cafe Mac has pears.
#1335 i think cheese might be the most satisfying thing in my life right now.
#1334 finals is constantly muttering "fuck" to yourself under your breath.
#1333 I should probably stay away from people I want to punch.
#1332 My person walks on the sidewalk and I walk in the snow; I can't see my path but my person can see theirs; my person went ahead, I got left behind- now I wonder if I'm a bad human, but I know I've done nothing wrong.