Submit your MIT confession here: (100% anonymous)
#1077 Since I came to MIT, I started realizing how shallow and simple minded my high-school boyfriend was. I am not sure whether I am arrogant for thinking that, or just mediocre for settling down for someone like him in the first place.
#1076 Hugging Ronald Heisser was the best five seconds of my life :)
#1075 I've never loved my big so so so much. From the very first anonymous email, I knew. I have never felt a stronger bond to another human being in my entire life. She is the being whose every step, every breath, and every glance I must dutifully worship until the day I die. When I finally speak to her, it will be as if our angelic voices make love in the space before us, and create a microverse of energy.
#1074 Literally who the fuck reads the long-ass confessions.
#1073 I am from a royal Scandinavian family and I feel incredibly insecure about telling people my last name. How do I find friends who will like me for who I am, and not just the $4.5mil annual stipend that comes with being my companion??
#1072 Black dicks matter
#1071 Broke into Provost's office and fucked on the carpet. Take that MIT.
#1070 New roommate, new electric toothbrush - let the fun begin.