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#1085 It makes me very uncomfortable seeing people walk around campus in military camouflage. Who are you fighting? MIT isn't a war zone.
#1084 I tripped down the stairs on Mass Ave but a girl helped me out. She felt bad so she helped me walk to the student center. We went to the basement so I could get some water but I tripped again and fell on top of her. Pretty sure she was feeling horny because she started to take off my pants. Now I can say I did it on the basement floor, literally.
#1083 Anyone feel hopeless in 2.086
Like every assignment I hand in I'm like this is gonna be the one I finally get full points for...but nope, -20 for one mistake here and another there...and this upcoming midterm which is like 40% of the grade is not helping.
Anyone who took this class before in its current form have words of wisdom/comfort
Like how much is this midterm gonna suck...what are the letter grade cut offs???
#1082 Why the fuck you lying? Why you always lying? Mhmmmm oh my god, stop fucking lying!
#1081 I once had a dream where I was sitting in a forest with a girl I was interested in. A werewolf approached us and I knew that if we didn't run away we'd be killed. This girl reached into my pants and started giving me a handjob. At that moment I had to make a decision: tell her to stop so we could escape, or let her continue and face death. I chose the latter. However, after death I was revived to moments before the werewolf attacked us facing the exact same decision. Every time I died I was revived and had to make the same decision over and over again. I forever chose the handjob over survival until I finally woke up.
#1080 Bernie Sanders is my nigga
#1079 i've always wondered who the admin of this page is...
#1078 I'm like hey what's up hello, seen your pretty ass around.