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Riley Davis has the best laugh. You always know where he is on campus as soon as he tells a mediocre joke that he laughs at himself. The laugh is usually funnier than the joke.
Is it true that chicks who worship Hilary Clinton are incapable of giving a satisfying blow job? My good friend Bill said they use their teeth to much. Maybe I should stick to hooking up with Bernie supporters I hear they like sharing with everyone.
To the OP who has a problem with the Bishop Hamline statue: check your argumentum ad ignorantiam. Try using your college-level critical thinking skillz to do some research about his anti-slavery work and support for women’s education when neither was popular.
I carry a sharpie with me wherever I go so I can write "Trump Wall" in public restroom stalls
Who the heck is this Noor person? Is she like super hot or something? Like I've never seen any evidence of anybody at HU named Noor!
Worst part of the day after drinking isn't the hangover. It's all the extra pooping.
Dan Van Gucci is a stud
Whoever scapegoated the Bishop as a symbol of White Privilege, do you want to know who the true symbols of White Privilege are at Hamline?
The true symbol of White Privilege is when white liberals and problematic human beings alike UNIFY together on a fabricated, bullshit post of "the Bishop is a symbol of White Privilege."
The true symbol of White Privilege is when people of color ACTUALLY (FOR REAL!) share with you their experiences of racism, but all you do is shed white tears and make their experiences a joke.
Even though the Bishop post was typed by some fake dumbass, thank you to those white folks who actually stuck all of the way through to try to actually LISTEN. You bring hope in this world!