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Law is the kindest human being ever
I have hemorrhoids
Can anyone explain to me what some girls see in going out with jerks? I just don't get it.
Tired of hearing my peers complain about how Hamline isn't doing anything to make them feel safe. Hamline is in the city, and frankly muggings are a reality of city life. Hamline can't protect you from reality, and the campus shouldn't be some fortress for a bunch of privileged little assholes.
So there is this shorter girl that hangs around Mur and Roselyn a lot, I think they call her Dez? She's beautiful, and is hilarious whenever I'm around her. I've heard she's single, engaged, and even married? What's the real deal?! Because I want the green light.
To the person that seem to get off knocking on my door and running away like a little bitch:it's getting pretty annoying, especially when I'm studying or sleeping, so this will be your first and last request/warning to stop. Thanks for your understanding! :)
i think my penis is attracted to your face.. so let me slap it on
Hey "nice guys" please tell us more about how you never get girlfriends because apparently girls are always attracted to assholes. PLEASE its so interesting. You're basically the Bitter Friendzoned Guy version 2.0.