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All these people are complaining about new smoking regulations and I'm just sitting here like "you made the choice to pick up an unhealthy habit, you have to live with the consequences. Don't make the rest of us live with them too."
I feel like I'm the only one on campus who is into super kinky stuff. I've done everything in the book and have only been with two guys, but I still feel like I would be judged if anyone asked me about it. Does nobody know how to have fun around here?
Hamline is so great!! Even the Squirrels are diverse! 8D We have brown squirrels, tan squirrels, black squirrls, fuzzy squirrels, fast squirrels, and even albino squirrls . . its so great its completely 'nuts'!!
clam, clam, clam, clam, clam, clam, clam. Different clam every night. They call me the clam monster!!! rarrrrr clam clam clam clam. rarr rarr rarr
I pass out orgasms like phone numbers ;)
On days like this, comfortable rainy days, I love to masturbate while thinking about my roommates girlfriends.
That Gabby chick in Drew is super hot.
Jake Neimann has the most beautiful blue eyes!! Is he single?