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the door handle on my closet keeps shaking at night in manor, I don't like it, esp. since the door can only lock from the inside of the closet
dammit Carol, stop trying to post that weird shit.
Praise be to all who worship the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster! May the pasta be with you.
I try my best to be more on the liberal side of things because most common sense left the right side of politics years ago, but as I was raised by religious racist republican parents, sometimes somewhat racist generalizations pop out of my mouth on accident -_- trying to stop years of parental mind control is hard.
You ungrateful little shits, I let you put shirts on me and this is the thanks I get in return?
Let's just be clear that people in our generation are taking PC over the edge with things like signing petitions to overturn the 1st Amendment, and trying to erase progressive hero Woodrow Wilson. These are problematic because the 1st amendment protects rights to speech, religion, PETITION, and press. Also, Wilson started the modern progressive movement that made Presisents such as FDR and LBJ possible; in addition to providing the base on which Sanders is surging. #savethebishop
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
So it turns out...if you place your body in front of a light rail train, it will crush you and you will die. Surprise!