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Hey Wyatt. Remember me? We used to be friends. And then you decided that because my personality makes you uncomfortable, you were just gonna shove me out of your life. I wasn't gonna say anything, but I'm just sick of this shit. You were my first real friend at Hamline, and losing that is like losing my first connection to this school. I've made lots of new friends, but you were still my first friend. I'm over you now, if that's what you're worried about. I just want my friendship with you back. So if you see me around campus, come talk to me please. I'm pretty sure you know who I am.
I came to Hamline expecting a lot of students to be pretty politically forward. The only people I've met who are happen to be conservative Republicans, and I'm you're typical college liberal. I'm thinking of transferring to Macalester so I can be with more politically minded students. Not to mention, I'm majoring in political science. Hamline is definitely not a liberal school. I've joined so many clubs and organizations and I've met two Democrats.
So I promised myself I wouldn't drunk hook up with anyone ever again because I don't want to earn that rep, but it happened. I am sick of that next day awkwardness when you know for a fact you will see them around because it is Hamline... also why is it so incredibly awkward the next day? ..I try my best not to be but it always is.
So many of the first year girls still act like high schoolers. How do I meet some upperclassmen ladies?
I was trying to give my boyfriend a blowjob when two boys down the hall started harmonizing "What Does the Fox Say" and he totally lost his hard on. #foxblocked
Can I just say that Eric Lindahl is the shit. He's probably the funniest guy I know.
To the guitar player below us:
Your obnoxiously loud amp and speakers are quite annoying. Please turn it down or don't play at all.
-3rd Floor Osborn
P.S. Your guitar playing isn't that great.
Grant Kirkbride, is there any girl that you have your eye on? I really hope it's me :)