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Amy has such a sexy body, I love when she wears belly shirts. Never talked to you but you are gorgeous
Girls: please wear yoga pants/leggings everyday.
Not to sound overly dramatic, but I am kind of tired of being second in people's lives here. People only come over to visit my roommate, not that I blame them. I know I'm not as fun; I don't go out and party and drink. But I might if someone asked me. I just wish that someone would actually want to spend time with me not because they have no one else to hang out with or because they pity me always being by myself.
I wonder what goes through Stefon's mind when I see him walking around smiling at so many people.
Will someone please tell me if RA Natalie is single??
Marsupials, they want to have soupa y’alls
They pour hot chicken broth
In those pockets that live inside them
And then you approach
With a ladle
As night falls on the marsupial
The fangs grow from inside their pockets
Eating the soup from within
Don’t stick your hand in the marsupial soup poop
Or you will suffer the consequences
Of approaching a kangaroo at night
When it’s their time
Their time to shine
But as the day passes to night
And night to day
You think to yourself
Har sar marsupial way
Soup that sop
And eat that soup
And know that you just ate
A marsupial suit
I wish I had the courage to leave you.
The only outcome I can see in my future involves death because I just do not have the drive to make it here. Anytime I try to express my despair, I get told to shut up or someone calls me a pussy or dramatic. I honestly have nothing but my own fear of death stopping me from turning the lights off.