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I think when people talk about the over militarization of American police they forget the main reasons why they are equipped the way they are. Gangs have been in possession of assault weapons and explosives for decades, and because the US has pathetic gun regulations, the police are literally outmatched against anyone who can afford an assault rifle. I'm not saying the use of these weapons is always necessary, but there's a reason they are used.
Have you ever thought about how butts are just like titties but on your legs? Like, leg titties.
Deep thoughts man.
My roommate masturbates with an electric tooth brush. Thank god he uses a different one for his teeth.
All my friends are getting accepted to honor societies, grad schools, getting research funded... and here I am a loser, graduating with no honors, no job prospects, a shitty major I got trapped in, and no hope.
I'm at the point in life where I only accept friend requests on FB based on how dank the memes they like are.
I am sick of everyone acting like all these stupid craft beers are so great. Don't you get that the only difference is price point? They are all the same. I'll stick with my coors light thank you.
Sometimes I wish I was gay. Some guys are so hot, I wish I was into guys.
Sometimes I think to myself, why do my friends hate me so much. I wish I went to St. Thomas.