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It sucks that there are no job openings for unsuccessful people. This is why I hate school, "Solve this math problem" but solving math problems doesn't help me get a job or solve real life problems like how to get a first date with someone I like (I'm 0/9 in that category). So far I have applied for 7 jobs in the last three weeks and have not been hired by one of them. I wish there was a job for people that 1. Love solving math problems and are good with patterns. 2. Just hate people because people suck.
I'm so disastrous and self destructive
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Leaving a promising and awesome career for college. This place better be fucking worth it.
Hamline: where I get preached not to judge others and accept all, and then walk home and watch all the girls cross the street because they are scared I'll assault them since I'm a male.
Started following this porn star on Snapchat. I skip through the porn bits just to see what her french bulldog puppy is up to.
Anyone still looking for a house to live in close to campus?
Any guys that love hockey single, I'm lonely and don't want to be single and lonely