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The way you walk, that's me
The way you talk, that's me The way you've got your hair up, did you forget that's me? And the voice in the speaker right now: that's me that's me And the voice in your ear, that's me Can't you see that I made it? Yeah I made it First I made you who you are, then I made it
I may never meet someone like you again but I'm glad I was able to help you evovle. Have a good life, because I sure will!
For the Haters. Get off my dick.
I saw Jared Codsen pee in a bush after drawing pentagrams on footpaths. He proceeded to do a line of crushed froot loops, while muttering something about a jilted love affair with Toucan Sam. He then attempted to make out with the Bishop statue. Some people just can't get it together.
Jared Codson is so sexy. That's why I made out with him in the parking lot by the heights
Couples who break up and get back together a day later crack me up. Seriously, are we in middle school?
Do you call if pop or soda?
I saw Jared Codsen walking around the Anderson Parking Garage with half-empty handle of cheap whiskey. I asked him if everything was okay, he looked pretty distraught. He said "I AM NOT REAL. NOTHING IS REAL." and tore off his shirt and ran away. What a fucking tool.
If identical twins have sex, is it incest or just masturbation?
I can't help but to think that you're foolish and immature. Seeing you interact with your girlfriends, and hearing some of your statements about how great you think you are is annoying. You may be pretty, but that's not enough. I'm out of your league, and I hope you can figure this out. Please stop sitting by me.