Submit your Hamline confession here: (100% anonymous)
I fell in love with a wind-up souvenir.
I left him miles away. Now I'm just lonely.
I was talking with my good friend Jared Codson the other day about dumb people online. Some people are angry that we exercise our freedom of speech, and want to censor things posted anonymously! I think Jared Codson and I are in agreement that such an idea is silly . Just because Jared Codson is the Fascist Dictator of The People's Free Republic of Minnesota doesn't mean we need censorship.
LoLoL so someone made a Facebook page protesting this confessions page. You students sure love protesting stuff lol.
Please shut this page down. People are using last names in their confessions and you're reposting them even though you said you wouldn't. This needs to stop.
S/O to iPad guy, you keep doing you buddy
So I see that this Jared Codsen thing is going to be all over this page just like the Linda shit. People, stop trying to make this happen! It's not going to happen!
I walk into the room hurrying not to be late
I grab a seat and wait for class to start
Occupied with looking for my friends
I canvass the room several times
I recognize a few faces, but no one I know well
Perfect, I could put my newly improved skills to work
One last time I scan the room,
This time my eyes fall on you
Just sitting there, quiet as can be
Probably doing the same as me
Momentarily our eyes meet, and you turn away
From that moment on I am determined to meet you
Slowly I build up the confidence
And try to think of a nonchalant way to introduce myself
Nothing I think of, seems like it would work
So I go back to the basics,
Finally I just turn around and ask if you want to be my partner
Your face lights up,
And you utter the magic word
I imagine somewhere music starts to play,
And fireworks go off
To this moment, I am happy for that majestic day.