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I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore for a good 30 seconds.
My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.
People be too damn sensitive about ere'thing these days and it's so damn weird that it's usually some white person being offended for some other minority. If we're offended we'll tell you, someone else don't need to jump in, if you're trying to make up for past transgressions or something like that when you feel the need to get in our business, just don't. We can handle our business ourselves. - sincerely, a minority student
Obviously I needed to say I was also 7 and wanted to be Esmeralda from the Hunchback of Notre Dame when I made that Gypsy confession. There are so many better things you can waste your time being indignant about in the world than the fact I wanted to dress like a Gypsy from a Disney movie. Chill and put that energy toward something a little more important than how a small small small section of the population could possible even care or be offended by what a kid is wearing.
To the girl that said that I had really great hair outside of Peterson yesterday: Thanks! You made my day
If women want equal pay and respect maybe you shouldn't text the whole time while I do all the work and then leave a half hour before the work is done. I've never once had a single co worker until now who didn't understand the idea that we work together and are both being paid the same. If you weren't a woman I'd pull you aside and handle this differently.
To the suicidal people:
That moment you wish you had a significant other to rub your growing boobs for you cause they hurt to touch.