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Ando food got me like ??
Every time I have to put a penis in my mouth, I want to cry. I know i don't have to consent to anything I don't feel comfortable with, but I try to please people, including in the bedroom, so I do it anyways. And I just want to cry. Penises freak me out.
I read over Obama's executive order about immigration and I honestly tend to like the orders in it, which I, as someone with a somewhat right-wing ideology, did not expect. It's not perfect, but what is? What really grinds my gears is that he's ordering it. He's going around congress and completely disregarding the process put forth in our constitution. I get that it wouldn't get passed with the republicans controlling congress, but that's the way this country was set up to work and he's basically shitting all over that. I don't like the way our country operates but this is not the solution. It's not the role of the president to force legislation when he/she chooses.
So I'm a straight man, in my third semester at Hamline. And apparently, I really know how to pick them, because the last four, that's right, four girls that I've liked and wanted to get to know better have all been lesbians. So my question is, how do I use my powers for good?
So much drama seems to happen in my neighbors' room. They rarely ever really speak to each other in voices quieter than yelling (for both good and bad reasons). I sometimes just sit and listen when I'm bored, and they're being extra obnoxious, just so I can revel in the fact that I'm not as fucked up.
Lil b should give a lecture at hamline
can we acknowledge how perf martha m's style is? she's on point
As a man, it's great that I can wake up just as good looking as when I went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate throughout the night.