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Jaylin Jones is so edgy and cool I wish I was him
I wish I knew who my father was.
Is the men's lacrosse team going division III as well?
OK, we get it. You now have the ability to grow a somewhat recognizable albeit shitty beard now that you are college aged for the first time. Do us all a favor and trim it so it actually looks decent. What's the fucking point of having a shitty looking beard? You have have a bomb ass bushy beard that is well maintained. Fucking amateurs.
You culprits know who you are and your friends better tag you and call you out.
As I was walking from my last class of the day to go home, I was stopped by someone who said he just wanted to tell me I looked great today and that he liked my nose ring. Someone who can approach a total stranger and compliment them after a long day is a true gentleman. You really do know how to make a girl’s day, I am just sorry I never got the chance to ask your name.
When I enter a room with motion-sensor lights, I pretend that I'm a sorcerer as the lights flicker on. I have not been caught in the act as of yet.
After many days of observation I have determined that [name removed] would probably fight a bear if it took her sandwich
So, sometimes I suspect that I'm kind of a bitch. Like, when it comes to both guys and girls, I wouldn't say I lead them on necessarily but...ok I totally do. I talk to people, flirt with people, sleep with people, and then get bored, or find someone hotter and stop talking to whoever I was fucking around with before. Or keep them on my radar until I get bored again. Am I a horrible person?