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Every time I scan my ID for the third level front door of Drew Hall, it sounds exactly like the hunger games death bomb. #D6HU
I knelt at her bed, my knees spread wide. My goddess of the marketplace donned her thick, gold-plated strap-on (the only metal suitable for capitalist sex toys). Penetrating me with her throbbing rationality, her thick Russian accent rasped, "Who is John Galt?"
I succumbed to her, the way an insufficiently-competitive firm does to the will of the marketplace. Locked in a rapturous, objective embrace, we sighed and moaned as Ayn chanted, "I!", "I!", "I!", until we collapsed on the bed, drenched in our rational self-interests. With the fire of her ego, she lit a most logical type of cigarette as I trembled in bed apart from her (because cuddling is for collectivists)
$$$$$ Ayn is love, Ayn is life $$$$$
I feel like we need a new word instead of feminist because unfortunately it just has a bad rap attached to it. If I went up to my dad and told him I'm a feminist, he'd ask me when I was gonna burn my bra. I just want equality for everyone so I'm gonna be an equalist instead.
Feminists, can I get your opinion on this topic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk-fOqZjJGA
Olivia needs to cut Fitz from her life and stop letting him emotionally manipulate her like this. It stresses me out and she can do so much better than this psychopathic manchild. She needs to pull that white hat out of her ass and wake da fuck up.
The thing that pisses me off most about this country is that freedom of speech is stopped where people get offended. This shouldn't bother me since tact is necessary and people should know which contexts are okay for different discussions. The thing that pisses me off, though, is that people get offended by ANYTHING regardless of the context. Best example is Tosh's standup a while back where he made a rape joke. Some lady stood up and yelled at him that rape isn't funny. So Tosh proceeds to grill her. She got offended and after the show posted about it on social media. The backlash for Tosh led him to apologize. I don't know how many of you have been to a comedy show where something like this happened, but the second an audience member talks loudly without the prompting of the comedian, they are considered a heckler and are fair game for grilling by the comedian until they either shut up or leave. A comedy show is not a Q&A for social discussions, you sit and listen or you leave. This has been illustrated and explained in several comedy shows since and even on an episode of Louie. Bottom line is, people have the right to voice their opinions as long as the context is appropriate. If you are offended in that context, then leave. Trust me, if you're offended, nobody wants you there.
I always feel weird when sucking on someone's toes, just because I feel like I'm giving 5 blowjobs, from black to Asian. You can't get offended by that statement because I didn't specify which end was which.
There are two or three people who post on here who I have never seen around campus. Which is good, because their uppity attitudes would lead me to want to vehemently cuss them out in an attempt to offend them to their core. The reason why I wouldn't do that, besides it not being socially acceptable, is they would use that as an example of how uncultured I am and then go about their day with their noses up and crosses thoroughly waxed.