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I like a girl with sizable breasts and a deep throat.
The concept of Hell has always confused me. In Christianity, if you repent you go to Heaven for eternal happiness, but if you sin you are damned to Hell. According to the Bible, God's book. If I have to live a penitent life to reach Heaven, then I have to imagine all the sinful things I want to do right now would be considered unholy in Heaven and I would have to continue being penitent for eternity. But you go to Hell for sinning, which is very fun most of the time. Why would the guy who betrayed God punish people who go against God? I imagine that Hell is like a nonstop sin-party full of debauchery and good times. That sounds way better than a boring penitent existence.
I don't love my boyfriend, I'm trying to, cause he's really sweet and all, but maybe it is time to just be friends.
There's a big dead cockroach on the floor in the basement of Drew Science Center. I mean really hamline, can't you take $2,000 off of the presidents salary to take care of that nasty shit? Just let the buildings decay in ruin while the president gets paid millions to be a face of the college...awesome!!
So there's these two people in my J-term who always talk shit about everyone else in the science/premed majors, and it's the most annoying thing in the world. They don't even whisper to each other, they talk about it so that everyone else can hear them loud and clear. We don't care about what you think of so-and-so's "horrid" research project, or if someone is lesser than you for getting a B.A., or that the way someone is completing a major is "wrong," or that someone won't go to med school or whatever because of their lack of credentials. Like are you insecure about your own prospects in your field? Or are you just that mean?
Why is it that when racism is brought up people seem to think only white people can be racist? There have been entire genocides of African people by other Africans, most Arab countries are intensely anti-semitic, many East Asians think their way of life is better than other peoples', the list goes on. Isn't racism committed by non-white people still just as serious of a problem as when white people are racist?
If part of your religious belief is that I, as a non-believer, will go to hell after my death simply for the act of doubt, then I have absolutely no problem offending your belief. I will not coddle any religious faith that pins non-believers as inferior.
One of my exes always used to say "never trust a fart in flu season". I've discovered why that is.