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I like Lincoln, Einstein, Edison, etc....but I can't get over that they're old, white men, and I know their "accomplishments" are just designed to keep the white-male power structure intact.

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Is there a polite way to tell someone to stop talking in class? There is a young woman who I've had to endure all year and I know I'll have another class with her next semester. She always has something to say which is always incredibly arrogant, pointless, boring, and never concise. It's not that I think she's stupid, it's that she wastes time , is counterproductive, and the way she speaks is irritating. Our professor will have to cut her off and she still doesn't get it, she'll even interrupt him. Should I tell her to zip it or should I just swallow the blood that's been pooling in my mouth for a month? I know that others feel the same way, but I don't want to be gossipping, especially after she spent 10 years today talking about how much she hates gossip.

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I am a sexual animal. I have a hunger that needs to be constantly satisfied, and a desire to be constantly expanding my territory (trying new things). I am a man who loves to put girls on their knees and make them beg for more. I thought perhaps it was a phase and I would grow out of it in college. I was wrong, however. During my time here I have slept with more cougars, more freaky young ladies, and more curious inexperienced thrill seekers than ever before. I guess I'm just sad that most of them aren't from Hamline. I keep getting a lot of weird hate when I talk about being sexually open with people here. I'm safe, respectful, and polite, so I'm sort of at odds. Should I keep searching the lovely ladies of Hamline, or stop wasting my time?

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I watched What's Your Number with Anna Faris and she sleeps with like 10 ppl over a 5-10 period and is considered a slut or whatever. I am a guy and have slept with 10-20 ppl over a 3 year period, yet if people knew, would I be looked down and considered negatively? Or would I be met with approval from my male peers? Silly double standards. If those same males knew that those people were also male, that approval would disappear immediately probably. People need to stop judging other people's sexual activity and let people live.

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i got arrested last weekend for something minor but now I'm afraid the newspapers are gonna pick up on it, or my parents will find out, and everyone is gonna know I smoke pot and I wont get a job cause background checks and i just can't stop freaking out and crying .

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I always have gas in public but never in private. It's like my body just hates me.

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"Did you fall from Heaven? Cause you an angel girl" Yes fuckface, I am a ghost. Here to haunt you and your shitty pick-up lines. Now back off so I can eat my giant burrito in peace. #chipotlecreepers #yesIgotguac

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I wish I had gone to a school with mandatory uniforms. There is nothing sexier than a uniform and it's amazing to see how people try to creatively individualize themselves while still wearing the same thing.

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