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I talk to myself a lot and sometimes I worry I have a disease. I know it's something a lot of people go through and manage to live normal and productive lives with but I'm scared it might hurt future relationships. I worry it'll will progress to the point where I won't be able to hide it anymore. Im just sitting here waiting for that day. I just wish these red bumps in my penis would go away.
Spent the night reading comments on the internet on various articles and I've come to the conclusion that people are like really dumb. Like dumb as a rock dumb like slower than a glacier dumb like extinction level event dumb.Like holy shit why are we as a collective not like more concerned about this. Like we shouldn't even be alive. We worry about like war and ferret grooming when we should be worrying why we are so like mentally handicapped. Like I've used like so many times, I'm becoming one of them, go, like save yourself, it's like to late for m...afhgahgha....
War isn't the answer, Gatorade and vodka is always the answer.
To the fucking imbecile who spilled bleach on my laundry in Osborn: I am coming for you.
Please enlighten me as to why you cannot walk through a puff of cigarette smoke on your way out the door. Please divulge whatever horrific lung malady you may have that prevents you from allowing even a tinniest whiff of the sweet sweet scent of combusting tobacco into your tenuous lungs. As there appears to be a staggering dearth of stage 4 copd suffers on campus I am generally curious as to what sort of anecdotal tripe you wish to use to step on my freedoms.
Is it culturally inappropriate for a white girl to have dreads? Is it culturally inappropriate for a person of color to have her hair straightened? Synonymous? Enlighten me.
I think my roommate is plotting to kill me she is a psycho bitch and irrationally hates me
"Who the fuck is Pat Benatar?" they ask! Tearing my heart out and throwing it on to the virtual floor! "Love is a Battlefield,"Heartbreaker,""Shadows of the Night," "Sex as a Weapon," OMG! Only one of the coolest bad-girl rockers to come out of the 80s! WHO, might I add, was trained as an opera signer before she hit it big!