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I am sad they are taking down the heech sculpture. at least we have the bishop still.
Quick poll - How many Hamline students identify as secular, non-religious, atheist, agnostic, humanist, etc, etc??
Where the real confessions at? I didn't think this page was for making people feel offended or targeted. Sick of all this negate bull shit.
Olivia Haidos is the queen of Hamline
The worst kind of person is the person who leaves the machine by Starbucks beeping after being done with it.
I want to punch entitled smokers in the face. All it takes is one asthma attack to kill a person. Every time you question how your cigarette smoking near a doorway, you could easily trigger an asthma attack in one of your fellow students. I'm all for student's freedoms on this campus, but at one point did freedom of choice get put before the health of the other students? Being an asthmatic student on this campus is hell but I'm so glad some of you feel entitled to belittle that.
So tomorrow morning I'm going to the doctors to see if medication for ADD will help me, because everything I've been doing so far hasn't been working, and I know I need to do better, but I physically can't bring myself to do it. Im scared that I'll just be written off, or be told I don't really have it and I'm just looking for drugs, and to stop self diagnosing. But I have tried everything for my current mental disorders to try to do better but I keep disappointing people(myself included) and I want to stop doing that,I want to get better. ADD is something I have a very high chance of having, and I hope that I can get medication for it, because if I don't I will be completely screwed over.
A man sat down at a table. At the table next to him sat a suspicious looking Portuguese gentleman. Though known for their piety this particular Portuguese looked slim and shady. Real shady. The man ordered two rum and
Cokes. One for him and one for the Portuguese. Only they never came. Because the Portuguese wasn't a Portuguese. She was an oragataun, which bears resemblance to an orangutan, only spookier. And the table wasn't a table. It was the universe except instead of stars there were only honey nut Cheerios. They were 4th demential Cheerios and the holes in the middle of them led to infinite bowls of milk and all of the milk began spilling out over the man. Drenched in cosmic milk the man began to grow, and grow and grow until he saw a light in the distance. He grew towards it straining to reach it, then he was through staring into the eyes of a masked man whom returned him to the being from wence he had come to suckle the cosmic honey nut milk of of creation. The oragataun wondered where the fuck it's rum and come was