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To the person who saw the squirrel eating a slice of pizza the size of its body........
I totally saw that squirrel drag the pizza across Englewood.
If it makes you feel important to talk shit about me to my roommate who has become my best friend then it's hard to believe you're not in middle school. You can say all the bullshit you want when all you really "know" is either hearsay or I stood up for myself rather than putting on a facade you wanted to see because I wasn't born to please every human being I came into contact with. Talk all the shit you want but if you're always too much of a coward to confront me or get to know me, then you're a child and your "opinion" means nothing. Saying you "knew me for years" when you're just another jackass who knows most of my name and thinks I ever wanted to join the army, meaning you don't know fucking anything about me. So you can either confront me, or you can grow up and shut the hole under your nose. Or you can be passive aggressive and spineless just because I'm not afraid to speak my mind, the truth, or make "inappropriate" jokes that are nothing more than jokes with my friends of all races and both genders. Get a life, a job, and real conversation for your friends. Or continue to talk about me behind my back since someone you don't know is important enough to be the subject of your gossip. I'm an adult and I have things to do. I've got a great family and amazing friends, I'm an adult and I have things to do, and I don't give a flying feathered fuck what you think you "know" about me.
By expressing myself I've made enemies and outstanding friends I'd do anything for. Live your Minnesota nice superficiality if you want, just leave me out of it.
Yours truly, the apparently most hated man on campus.
You know you're dating a gamer when the "other woman" is a game system. fml
The guy who works in the study abroad office (I believe his name is Paul) is very attractive.
I haven't brushed my teeth all day!!
How many women at Hamline would appreciate having an women-only workout room? I know there is a lot of discussion about unisex bathrooms etc., and I don't want to start a discussion about that. I also don't mean this as a stab at men. I just know a lot of gyms offer women-only workout rooms and it would be so nice to not worry about a guy staring at my ass while I'm on the elliptical...
Who is the hot blonde with glasses? When she wears that white jacket I basically lose it in the middle of campus. SERIOUSLY I NEED TO KNOW HER. HELP ME OUT.
Is Moira single?