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"Courtney Young looks like she's a lot of fun to be friends with but I don't think I'm cool enough!"
"I have these two friends from high school who I do not like anymore. Like, at all. But they're always texting me and wanting to hang out and I feel bad blowing them off. But I don't like either of them and really don't like spending time with them. I don't want to come off like a bitch, but I also want them out of my life. Advice?"
"All I want to do is smoke weed with Obama and talk about the final four. That would honestly convince me that everythings going to be okay."
"It's Saturday I'm single and just want to find a girl that wants to spend the night getting drunk and screwing eachothers brains out. Any takers?"
"Last night I dropped 5 hits of LSD and then had conversations with strangers at the Bogtrotter show last night. I didn't get home until 5:30am and I'm so fried that I feel like crispy bacon."
"My father abandoned my family my mom and I was 2, my mother who is an alcoholic directly blames me for her drinking regardless of any reasoning, my father hates me because my older brother molested my younger sister and I am the only one who remembers it. My girlfriend left me because I'm to ambitious and motivated so she doesn't want to hold me back, While my previous ex told me after 2 years that she didn't love me and had only tried for the last 2 months of our relationship. My biological father had 4 strokes only after the 4th was it determined that he had actually been having seizures due to misdiagnoses and incorrect dose of medication during the first two strokes, and I'm not borderline homeless struggling to complete 26 credits, working 2 jobs, a combat veteran of the armed forces, alone and scared out of my fucking mind. But everyday it's a little bit further, a little bit more, and little bit that I'm doing for myself, I don't turn to the bottle and drink away the nightmares, or get blackout drunk to pass the night and forget who I am. We choose to make ourselves into whatever it is we become, and if you don't want to be an angry old drunk like those in my family, then change it. Because I want to be happy."
"Joe Vetter will you marry me?"
"Ever since I first started reading this page... It started off really cute, then got stupid and then got funny... Then a combo of all 3 which I loved... Then it became a place of hate and discrimination then complete stupidity.... "I support burnbook because its freedom of speech" is not the right definition of freedom of speech... Alternatively telling someone to shut up over the Internet is not a suppression of freedom of speech. I used to take pride in being a piper..."