Submit your Hamline confession here: (100% anonymous)
"Adam Weiss, if only you weren't seeing somebody... You are so handsome."
"Allison Nordman is IRON MAN. Has anyone ever seen the two of them in the same room together? Didn't think so. Coincidence? I THINK NOT."
"Sometimes I wish netflix had porn. It could go based off of what you watch, and then be like, "Top ten recommended for [your name here]." or "Based on your viewing of 'Sexy Babysitters Getting MORE Than a Timeout', we think you would also enjoy 'Indiana BONEs, and His Whip Down Under". "
I should totally write them a letter.
"Lauren Hall,
The relationship you and your boyfriend have just makes me feel so warm and happy inside. I was in a long distance relationship with a guy for about 16 months (give or take the time it took for us to become "official" haha) and he lived just under 1,200 miles away. We have something in common - we know how it feels to love someone SO much who is SO far away. The lows are low, but the highs from getting to actually see that person are so crazily high. It's amazing. This guy and I broke up in the fall/winter-ish season, so clearly, we weren't made for each other...but I just wanted to tell you that it makes me so happy to see a couple who stays strong through the tough stuff involved in a long distance relationship. So if anytime you're feeling down about things and missing your man, just know that you've got an additional person (since it seems like you have a lot of support as is) that's cheering for you and your sweetie 110%. :)"
"Hey 'errrbodyyy
instagram so I can follow :)"
"Philip Sherman is sexy"
"I have always found it annoying that I have been called a "flirt" or even "slut" by so many people here who have never even talked to me before. I get the title because I "talk to a lot of guys". Nobody considers that the guys initiate conversation, and that when I respond, it isn't to get with them. I just like meeting new people and making new friends. My personality and nature is to be friendly and nice, I don't mean to "flirt". Get to know me and my values before judging me based on what you have seen/heard?"
"I have screwed up any and every potential relationship I could have had at Hamline. The reason is because when things start going well, for whatever reason I just start sabotaging myself. Like doing weird experiments where I just won't talk to the person for a while and see what happens...and things like that. I truly have liked the girls, especially the most recent one (who I know liked me quite a bit as well) but I just can't get out of my own head."