Submit your Hamline confession here: (100% anonymous)
"Noelle Russell is the best looking girl on campus. I'd love to get to know you better, but I know you are wayyyy out of my league. If I got a chance, you'd see some good stuff.
Sincerely,
guy in your Mexican history class."
"EVERYBODY!!!! Let's lay in the grass smoke hooka and drink beer! See everyone soon!"
"I thought I had a great group of friends... but latly I dont feel like they are my friends at all! All week I feel like they dumpped all their emotional baggage on me but never once stopped to ask how I am! Now I don't even want to talk to one of them at all! Worst of all I have no words to use to explain how angry I am about what has happened! I wish they cared enough to ask!"
"Dakota Lee has on some of the shortest shorts I've ever seen on a man. Tis springtime at Hamline! Keep rockin' it Dakota."
"I lied about being raped for attention. And now my parents found out and want to charge the ex boyfriend I accused. I don't know how to tell the truth now that this lie has gone on for over a year."
"As a non-athlete, it hurts to see people attack the athletic programs here. I wasn't able to continue with athletics in college, but I admire the people who do have the skill and ability to do so, who have worked tirelessly to hone their craft. Our athletic program is actually pretty decent overall - we are the birthplace of intercollegiate basketball. I respect and admire the good people on campus do, whether it's athletics, organizations, or simply working hard as a student. Everyone has their part here and we should all respect what we all contribute to this great school."
"That awkward moment when you see your AC out at the clubs and you're both intoxicated."
"Why can't we just be nice to each other? Why can't we just respect everyone? Must we hate and call names and spread rumors? In the end, we're all humans. We all have feelings. We've all cried ourselves to sleep. We've all had our ups. We've all had our downs. We've all been outsmarted, defeated, broken, and just lost period. There's always going to be someone prettier or smarter or skinnier or funnier or nicer. All we can really do is accept each other as who we are. NOBODY'S PERFECT. And that's the truth. But we all are perfect the way we are and maybe if we accepted that and saw how each and every human is a piece of beautiful artwork, then the world would be a better place. But I want you to do something for me, go anywhere public and just look at the people around you and think about it. Each person has a story. Each person has a life and we can never begin to learn all of them."