Submit your Hamline confession here: (100% anonymous)
"Tripp Emmer is so cute. I wish I had the chance to talk to you while I was at Hamline but I was so shy. Catch me if you can.
- A.S"
"Abby Brown is a beautiful person"
"I purposely eat popsicles in a sexual way to piss people off."
"My mom just flipped shit at me because one of the little cotton pads ended up one foot away from the garbage can. I will admit that I did use several cotton pads today, but EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM landed in the garbage can. I'm 19 for crying out loud! I suggested that one of our cats flicked it off with its stupid tail but she said, "BOLOGNA. DO YOU THINK THE CATS SAT AT THE GARBAGE AND FLICKED THE COTTON PAD OUT?! BALOGNA." Menopause. Gets em good. And the reason I'm posting this is because I'm sitting on my bed with tears in my eyes because it's good ol' period week and I'm feeling ultra sensitive and my mom got mad at me for something I didn't do and I'm even more upset at how upset I am over something so petty and it's just an endless cycle. F'ing birth control...or something. Guys, be thankful you're guys and don't have to deal with this monthly torture. And ladies who don't experience this issue with your period - piss off.
Sorry - that was kinda mean. But it felt good to get it off my chest."
"I am an unbelievably huge fan of Big Brother. I have been watching it since I was little and I haven't missed a season. It may or may not cut into my social life and it gets worse, I am a guy."
"DESPERATELY seeking someone to sublet a room in the house I am renting. It'd be about $530 with utilities included in the price. It's a nice two bedroom home in the como park area. Move in date is. July 1st. Please let me know if you or anyone you know would be interested"
"I met this guy in the spring, we had almost every class together. I didn't get to talk to him much but I got his phone number through group work in class. How can I strike up conversation without being awkward??"
"LIKE THIS FOR 'MURRCA
(FUCK YEAH)"