Submit your Hamline confession here: (100% anonymous)
"Not trying to get your attention, I just truly dislike like your obnoxious ways. You need to learn that not every move I make involves you."
"Forgive me for asking but why should I wait around for you this summer? I think I'm better than that and worth more than having to wait for you to say you want something more. #summerornosummer"
"I hate going to family functions only to be asked if I have a boyfriend. And when I say that I don't, I really don't appreciate being asked why. I don't fucking know why, leave me aloneeee :("
"I'm bored enough this summer so far that I'm tempted to add Bang With Friends, not even to hook up but for amusement."
"I feel like I put myself out there to prove to you I liked you and all you do is hate everything I like. It's not cool. If this is your ploy to get my attention it's not working. You need to learn to be nice."
"I've never wanted kids of my own, or so I thought, until my boyfriend and I went through a pregnancy scare. I feel bad for wanting to be actually pregnant for that short period of time, even if we would have just aborted it. I think he would make an excellent father and the thought of him being one is incredibly attractive. So I feel bad because he thinks I never want kids, when in reality I would totally raise the fuck out of his children."
"The boy with the anchor tattoo! #GivemesumOdat"
"I have a crush on a fictional character. This crush has prevailed over any interest in real-life men. I feel like such a loser."