UWM Confessions
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"Friday night some friends and i were driving when one of them says "dude i think i'm gonna shit my pants" after running several red lights we found a gas station. He sprinted in the door, pushed people out of the way and after 15 minutes he final came back out. He didn't quite make it to the bathroom. He had to ditch his boxers and in his words "got a little poo on his jeans". I made him hang his ass out the window for the rest of the car ride. Needless to say, we will not be returning to white castle."