UNT Confessions
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There's this girl that I always see on campus. She has strawberry blondish hair, she's stylish, she seems smart, and she kind of looks like Nicole Kidman. I want to talk to her so bad, but one time I went up to talk to her when she was eating at the union, and I got this overwhelming whiff of ham coming off of her... like, not from her food. Off of HER. I feel like I can get over that... maybe. Anyway, I see her on campus ALL THE TIME, but I don't think she even goes here...