UNT Confessions
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Best Padre Memory
So after a drunken day at the beach with our ladies and shots on shots on shots, me and the bro decided it was shower time with our ladies. So while it was me and my girlfriends time to shower we decided to get a little cozy together, if you know what I mean, but of course you sick fucks know what I mean. But back to the story, while in the middle of plowing my girlfriend doggy style with a quality style handicap hotel room shower of course they decide that handicaps need the bare minimum shower pressure to where the water comes out as a drizzle but hotter then satan's asshole, any who the shower sucked ass and then back to the drunken sexytimes in the shower my buddy precedes to kick in the locked door and literally gives me a high five while I'm still fucking my girlfriend and a nice friendly hug through the shower curtain and then calmly left and then screamed fuck yeah out the door and into his girls vagina.
While discussing this the next day, sober of course, he has absolutely no recollection of this course in history.
Spring Fucking Break 2013!
College rules.