Montana Confession #23991 - College Confessions

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Started my day off great- had a nice breakfast and read the paper. All of the sudden, I REALLY had to poop. Figured I'd shower afterwards, so I grabbed my coffee (to sip while I shower) and my laptop (so I can jam some tunes) and headed downstairs to the bathroom. I tripped while hurrying down the stairs in my hold-the-poop-in speed walk and managed to dump coffee all over myself and dropped my laptop, cracking the screen. Worst of all, though, was that I lost bowel control in this tumbling fury and pooped myself. #fml