Augustana Confessions
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One time, me and my best friend thought it was a good idea to dance in front of my open window with our pants off because it was hot in my room. It was a Friday night and we were waiting to go to the bars. My window in Erickson faced the quad, and we danced for about 15 minutes in just thongs! No boys looked that passed by and in no way are we ugly!! What is wrong with Augie boys that don't like seeing girl's ass?!?!?! Next time you complain about not getting ass just remember you missed out on a very interesting 15 minutes in Erickson.