Augsburg Confessions
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That ridiculous day when you wake up after having a strange but awesome dream about this attractive and smart girl you know, tell your roommates about it, then your roommates attempt to interpret the crap out of it and poke fun at you; then, later that day after dinner, you're eating an ice cream cone, and you decide to eat the entire cone in one chomp JUST as you see that girl walking toward you as you hold open the door for her and her friend as she smiles and says hello while you're there trying to choke out a return "Hi".