Augsburg Confessions
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It pisses me off when some of you don't take your college education seriously. Did you know that only 5% of the entire world gets a college education? Going to a PRIVATE UNIVERSITY is one of life's biggest opportunities and some of you absolute trash that opportunity. People in third world countries would literally KILL for the opportunity that some of you waste every single day. So the next time you try and act cool by not studying for a test in order to "fit in" with the rest of the crowd, and proceed to flaunt your lazy actions in class, I hope you realize how motherfucking ignorant your life choices are.