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#864 i already want to punch my roommate in the face.
#863 I don't feel like I belong here and am having a hard time making friends. I might just drop out and hope I can get a refund.
#862 I honestly don't care if the WPPD are on campus because it usually means they are protecting the students. Why would you complain about that?
#861 Being caught with illegal substances is against the law. P Duncan legally can not just turn a blind eye he or his staff have to report it. If students want to risk it and do drugs sure it is their life they are deciding to fuck up. The president of the school has a job to to follow Florida state laws. And if you have been to Rollins you know there are plenty of drugs anyways.
[Admin's Public Service Announcement] Drugs are bad Mmkay, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh7l8dx-h8M
#860 hey tennis chick i would love for you to speak portugese to me all night long
#858 Need a way out of trouble at a club? Easy, Just say this to the bouncer, cop, etc.
Sir,
On my honor, I have not given, nor received, nor witnessed any unauthorized alcohol at this club.”
#859 Rollins really needs a new President--Here's why:
1. President Duncan doesn’t really know many of us. And we don’t know him. Think about this, because it’s really important. Our place is the size of a high school. He should be around campus ALL THE TIME, he would know us all better if he did. Shouldn’t he be having lunch with students and stuff and hearing what we have to say? Other college presidents definitely do that. I want a president that genuinely wants know us.
2. 38% (arguably more) of the faculty publicly voted “No Confidence” in him as our president. Ask your professors about it. Many of them don’t feel he listens to them either. He truly has his own agenda. He has been drastically rearranging departments and programs without their consent. Our computer science department recently had its top professors leave. Good professors leaving is really bad. We don’t want others leaving. Like that hurts our U.S. News & World ranking. Fuck. That.
3. He dislikes our reputation as a fun party school. Smart kids choose here over other places BECAUSE they hear it’s fun. There’s nothing wrong with a good academic school that parties hard.
4. WHAT THE FUCK IS WPPD DOING ON MY CAMPUS? AHHH, Why is a police officer here arresting a student for bud (or God forbid, coke) while there are actual bad neighborhoods out there in Winter Park with actual crime? Example scenario that basically happens: Campo finds pot, calls in WPPD to search dorm. WPPD finds 2 grams and a bottle of SoCo. Police arrest kid. Now that kid’s college life is fucked up and possibly his future employment. It does not need to be like this. President Duncan specifically gives WPPD the right to come on campus like that. I bet some freshmen have already been arrested.
5. Not related to Duncan, but let freshman open their goddamn dorm windows.
6. Greek-Life suffocation. No need to elaborate.
7. Related to #4: CAMPO GET OFF MY TIP! Duncan encourages WAY overboard campus enforcement. Our place is too small for them to be out like that. Campo should not be out to bust people. They should never go out with that intent. Ever. The sensible officers get fired. Campo’s primary objective is to keep us safe, which they already do very well. Patrolling the halls of McKean multiple times a night knocking on doors for noise complaints that don’t exist doesn't really add to CAMPUS SAFETY.
8. Other reasons not mentioned but this is long enough.
I love Rollins to the grave, and not everything I don’t like around campus is because of President Duncan. But a lot of it is. As a community we should at least consider other options.
#857 I've had the hots for Anthony (The tenor) since I got to Rollins, almost three years. I'd enjoy doing him, and he'd enjoy I actually have tits. Too bad you have a Gf!