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#1624 Holt is so quiet the people having sex down the hall can hear me masturbating to them
#1626 I just cut myself real bad while trying to shave my balls. Does anyone have cotton balls in McKean?
#1623 Sexy girl with mushroom necklace WHO ARE YOU
#1622 Honestly these fucking freshmen need to learn how to handle their shit
#1621 For the sake of our playboy reputation, can we throw something to invite the Catfish guy to when he shows up next week? Mitch and Jay, let's get on this. Of all the lecturers I've seen come to this school, this guy is the only one who seems down to party (sorry Jane).
#1620 there always after me lucky charms
#1619 I spent 2 weeks last year texting a guy, told him I was a 32 year old man named Luis and that he had blacked out and hooked up with me at a LAX party. I must have psychologically scarred him however my only regret is that I never could send a picture of him from "Luis" resulting in a heart attack.
#1618 Whos got the shrooms???