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#2001 I bet you $2,000 my peasant can clean my BMW than your peasant could.
#2000 The amount of horribly written stories, poems, prose, and essays that I've had to endure in my creative writing classes is innumerable. Jesus fucking Christ. This shit makes Twilight seem like Hemingway.
#1999 I'm depressed. and I struggle to find a reason to live sometimes.
#1998 I told everyone you were crazy and made it all up/we never hooked up, but now every time I hear people shit talk you for it I feel insanely guilty. I'm just not ready to be out like that.
#1997 @#1958 Hasn't anyone ever told you not to piss on your hands?
#1996 I like chicks with some junk in their trunk. Anyone who thinks they have an eating problem, stop by my room and I'll make you feel better about yourself.
#1995 Seth on the baseball team: I want that D! Back off ladies, I'm going in...head first ;)
#1994 The girls at this school need to be more open to anal. I tried it on a girl and she flipped out. Wtf