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#2113 1st Person: There is a lack of gay females on campus!
2nd Person: Nooooo.... you just haven't found them.
1st Person: WHERE ARE THEY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Prime example of The Thirst.
#2112 Attention Everyone! There has been a recent outbreak of CBF (Chronic Bitch Face) on campus. The only way to fight this infection is to fucking smile every once in a while...
#2111 To my roommate,
I admire your persistence in the pursuit of "female company" but they don't want you. So stop. Just. Stop.
#2110 Update: Still gay. Still thirsty. Still in Olin. Remember? If someone doesn't hit on me, I'm going to hit someone? Welp, I smacked a chick today.
#2109 To Joy B. Your smile brightens my day.
#2108 Renée F, you are absolutely gorgeous.
#2107 Freshman girls: if #2101 doesn't want the handjob, come find me.
#2106 To #2101: Wow, you were getting handjobs in middle school? Jesus.
I was playing Yu-Gi-Oh and reading a "Series of Unfortunate Events."