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#5571 Everytime its like "I hope you find someone who truly cares and loves you because you deserve it..." I'm just like honey pleasssssse, if you meant it you wouldn't be walking away. Mofo.
#5570 You know what bugs me? When girls put just their first and middle names down for their Facebook names. Usually Ann, Lynn or other short names. I dunno if they're just trying to be cute or what but I'm having trouble repressing the urge to vomit every time I see them.
#5569 I don't buy into the idea that first impressions clue you in on who someone really is. I imagine most people's first impressions of me are wildly different from those who have actually taken the time to get to know me. Underneath my polite and mild manner I am a pretty strange dude.
#5568 Do you ever read a confession about someone liking someone else, and the circumstances they describe are eerily similar and specific to yours and you worry that certain people are going to think it's you who posted it?
#5567 My favorite color is black.
My favorite food is steak.
My favorite animal is the narwhal.
My biggest fear is spiders.
My shoe size is 11.5.
Who am I?
#5566 It drives me absolutely crazy that people think it's acceptable to post up at the library computers and not use them at all. Go use one of the many tables and desks available throughout the library, so that people like me who actually need those computers can use them, you inconsiderate bastards.
#5565 It seems like I go completely unnoticed on this campus and I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
#5564 Want to know something I absolutely detest? People who wear the color yellow. All you do is make me hungry and I want to eat you, you McDonald's eating fuck. Also, who in their right mind would want to wear a shirt the color of one's own excretions. What are we all, little R. Kellies? Disgusting, all of you. It makes me so furious that I want to take a piss on your cat.
Seriously, just wear non-yellow floral print already.