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#2304 N.K, no one wants to see your ass hanging out of your shorts as you stomp around campus. Please do us all a public service and buy some clothes that fit.
#2305 Ever since my late night stay after Roxy with this guy I met *wink wink*, I've had this rash that's progressively gotten worse. I haven't been washing with any different soaps or walked through poison ivy naked lately so I'm kinda nervous he might have gotten me pregnant. It's been a couple weeks now, do you think it's too late to take Plan B? Also, is Plan A a condom, abstaining from sex or giving birth? Or is it like a subcategory situation so all of them fall under Plan A? If so, are there other Plan B's I can take? I knew I should have made him wear a condom, but it got so hot and heavy I just didn't even care at the time. I ate 2 condoms last night because I figured that'd slow down the process but I can't keep doing it, they taste so gross. Sooner or later my parents are gonna find out about this so I need to kill them before they kill me. I have 300 dollars, a Vitamix, and a collection of used condoms from around campus. Will that be enough to pay for a hit-man? P.S. I'd like to keep the condom collection if possible.
#2303 Because of three people I have been discriminated against at Pinehurst, which hurts because most of my friends live there.
#2298 Sometimes I miss fucking on my balcony. It was so beautiful...and so hot.
#2302 I am a girl, and Rollins is one of the most difficult places to make girl friends. I can befriend a guy in five minutes, but girls..? It took me three years to make just a couple of real friends. It just makes me sad, it's like you're all scared of each other or something, or you'd rather choose to hate than to love. Who taught you to think like that? Men? Let's be friends again, Ladies, true friends. Rollins would be a much better place.
#2301 At my new job I was complimented profusely for what I would consider being adequate. I finally asked at the end of the night what really sets me apart, and they said, "We usually have to fire all of our Rollins employees because, well...they've pretty much all been complete idiots on the job. But obviously there are exceptions...like you!"
Ouch, Rollins, get your shit together.
#2300 Betsy F I want treat you like a princess and fuck you like a pornstar.
#2299 I'm glad that we're really friends now, Brett M :-)