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#2889 I'm really sick of people who think Rollins is this big fucking party school. The parties here are a fucking joke
#2888 Campo can kiss my fucking ass with their ridiculous parking tickets. Keep on ego tripping and denying appeals. Your rent-a-cop status is all you'll ever have.
#2887 Even though we're a small school, we need something like this. Whether it is put on by SGA, REP, or the fraternities and sororities. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF13trys9Uw
#2886 I don't understand all these fucking automatic toilets. Are we really too lazy to push down a lever? I open the stall door and the toilet senses my presence and starts flushing at high velocities. I sit down and it flushes again. I reach forward to grab some toilet paper and it flushes violently, spraying water all up my ass like some kind of anal tsunami. Can we please go back to normal toilets?
Sincerely, Wet Ass
#2885 I'm a death eater
#2884 Sometimes I get so frustrated with the girls here at Rollins when I'm sexing them up, I never really understand what they're trying to say, its times like these I miss New Zealand where Yes means Yes and BAA! means yes
#2883 Are there any truly faithful gentlemen out there? Like seriously I get it that it's biology or whatever to have sexual desires for multiple women... but recently I have found that there are a frightening amount of unfaithful guys with girlfriends who they claim to love. & I'm sure there are plenty of untrustworthy women out there too. WHY? Is loyalty even a thing anymore????
#2882 The fact that some boys at this school are more interested in playing video games than they are any girl (or guy) who crosses their path, proves why they have no idea what to do with one. Grow up!