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#3105 Please do not be correcting other people's grammar with equally poor grammar. Boo.
#3104 Oh, the idea is fun. . .
#3103 The bathroom in CSS smells like Subway.
#3102 What you're not finna do is fuxk with my Janelle Monae "Queen" soundtrack at 2:11:15 AM. Get this Wi-Fi together. I don't care if you have to switch to Verizon or Brighthouse because this budget Wi-Fi is not the business. WHEW!
#3101 Dani C., you are absolutely radiant. And that majestic hair of yours just gives me life. Looking like Erykah Badu. Matter of fact, girl look better. Work it.
#3100 Why does my roommate insist on being in the middle of every single dramatic event that occurs on campus. Really? Do you have nothing else to do?
#3099 To the class of 2017, I'm going to need you guys to calm down. I know you guys like to party but on a Monday night, really? You're ruining our reputation.
#3098 So, I know I am clever and original and occasionally witty, but this stealing of my phrases and attempting to pass them off as your own on Rolly Colly Confessions has got to stop. Now. The homage is flattering, but no. Just no.