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#3177 Yo Eco-Rollins... You see those sprinklers blasting all over the sidewalks at night? thats Rollins pissing all over your aspirations. Monumental waste, do something about it
#3176 I thought i would surprise my parents by coming home a day early for thanksgiving. When i came home, i walked in on a swinger party... fml
#3175 I hope everyone knows that children these days aren't born into racism. If you don't like it, stop teaching it to everyone. Oh, and stop talking about it too because that's pretty much the ONLY reason it exists, all because people WON'T shut up about it.
#3174 I am a senior guy and a virgin. I was saving myself, but now just want to lose it. Any girls want a crack at me, or anyone wanna give suggestions on how to lose it ASAP, barring hiring a hooker of course.
#3173 Evaluations are anonymous, people. Tear the professor a new asshole if they so deserve it.
#3172 My only friends are the characters on Parks and Recs because that pretty much the height of my social life recently. In all honesty I don't mind it.
#3171 I see now that I'm not the only one counting down the days till you leave!
#3170 I miss Thanksgiving. Why is there no fucking parking at this school?