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#3703 to everyone hating on the quidditch team, you need to fucking stop. It's the only sport here that can accommodate my mystical talents and love for men's anuses.
#3702 People bitching about big little reveals. Sounds like some of y'all are just....jelly?
#3701 To the quidditch team. I'll give you all the money in the world is you wipe my ass, clean my house and show me a nice pair of tits.
#3700 regardless of how good or awful the swim team is, lets be honest when we say that the majority of students who arent swimmers dont actually give a fuck about our swim team.
#3699 I've seen rats bigger than this on campus. Exterminate!
#3698 I wish the quidditch team would do something useful with their brooms and clean my house.
#3697 I thought getting a new Mercedes convertible would be nice, but it really messes up my hair in the wind.
#3696 It feels weird using my black card at the chick-fil-a drive thru