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#3727 So I heard that the deficit isn't actually that big of a deal.
- a loyal car
#3726 Kamil is always smiling and he is so sexy. I see you in the library and I'm just like "could there be a sexier person for me?" Be mine please?
#3725 Your penises aren't penetrating our vaginas, your vaginas are engulfing your penises. Think about it.
#3724 To #3721
Being depressed is unattractive.
#3723 I think mike b is a really cool guy and even though we barely know each other, I think we should definitely hang out sometime :)
#3722 To the very hung over boy who doesn't know what happened last night or how he got home: you banged on my door in your underwear at 6:30, drunkenly swaggered in when I answered, and proceeded to tuck yourself into my bed and invite me to snuggle. You're lucky I didn't call campo on your ass, it took three people to get you the fuck out of my bed. I don't know who you are or what you were on last night, but I would avoid this pick-up strategy in the future. Nobody will be driving you home if you knock on my door again. And thanks for drooling on my pillow, ass.
#3721 Being unattractive is depressing.
#3720 My sincerest condolences to the applicants for residential life who did not get the position they wanted. The competition was really tough this year. Don't let it get you down. I was rejected a dozen times before I landed my dream job. And you know what? You guys are leaders at heart.You took the initiative, which is so much more than what people usually do. You're special, and I salute you. It's in no way over, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
-a loyal tar