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#3959 Do you get girls?... Yes
Do you frat?... Of course.. I’m not a fucking GDI.. Honestly I feel a deeply insulted being asked that question..
Do you party?... Is that even a question…
Do you have a drinking problem?... Since when has drinking ever been a problem…
#3958 Freshmen, in case you were wondering, you do not have to spend fox day studying. There are so many more constructive and fulfilling ways to celebrate.
#3957 To the group of people in the library talking about how crazy it is that a whole airplane could disappear, listen up so you don't sound so stupid in the future: The missing plane, a Boeing 777, is roughly 200ft long and has a wingspan of roughly 200ft. The Indian Ocean covers about 26.5 million square miles, has an average depth of 13,000ft, and the general area where the plane is presumed to have disappeared is one of the most remote locations in the world, over 1600 miles from the closest inhabited land. Furthermore, when a plane impacts the water at high speed from a great height, it's basically like hitting a concrete wall, so the plane would have disintegrated into countless pieces, which are even harder to find than a large plane. So, considering all that information you just learned, it really isn't that hard to lose a whole giant airplane, especially where everyone thinks it got lost.
P.S. There are actually a lot of sharks in the Indian Ocean, in addition to the hundreds of other species that would take advantage of a free meal if it was offered to them. So no, they probably won't just find bodies floating on the surface. Good try though.
#3956 Is it bad that I don't care if some of my friends only like me for my money? No. I'd rather be rich and have fake friends than be poor and lonely. No peasants allowed.
#3955 I wonder what my fraternity brothers would think if I told them I was gay.
-A closeted Phi Delt
#3954 I picked my nose during phone sex last night. And it wasn't even with my boyfriend.
#3953 These emails sent with high importance are fucking useless and I could give a shit about them. How about sending actually important emails like class signups with high importance instead reminding me to pick up my fox day t-shirt every other fucking day.
#3952 I just found four messages from four different people telling me they found my rcard at some point. Apparently facebook doesn't show you messages from people you aren't friends with unless you click on a whole other inbox. I am so pissed at how much money this has cost me.