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#4195 Congratulations to all you fucking idiots spamming my email, now as I was skimming through all the bullshit emails I missed my housing signup time. I'm going to start blocking all the fucktards who keep sending me spam email to do their dumb surveys or go to their obscure events, because those are 99% of the emails. Thanks for contributing more chaos in my already chaotic life
#4194 The new letter from the editor of The Independent sounds so obnoxious. It seemed that just because SN and MCP are studying abroad that there would be no print issues next semester. Well done in encouraging campus participation. I hope the magazine lasts after you guys graduate.
#4193 I don't want to grow up! No! Stop! I don't want kids to worry and sacrifice for. I want to live and travel and never slow down. It's all coming up too fast. Two years ago I didn't have this feeling and now it haunts me every other day. I can already feel myself changing and wanting to distance myself from the party scene but at the same time I don't want to give it up! It's terrible!
#4192 John W. Do you even notice me?
#4191 I thought I lost my virginity last night. Turns out I was just humping the space between her leg and the bed.
#4190 The only thing I've learned from this stupid health gen ed is that I should apply to Philip Morris.
#4189 When I see faculty waiting in their cars for a spot to open up behind Elizabeth, I lose what little respect I had for them. The campus is not that big and everyone else walks across it after parking. Why does having a PHD mean that walking more than 20 feet from your car is beneath you?
#4188 Every time we see each other you smile slyly as if to say "I know you like me but..." This wordless battle needs to stop.